So, guys, obviously I'm like 10 years old inside and for the past few days I've been doing nothing but reading Batman comics. Like, really nothing. ALTHOUGH, KAT-TUN'S ODD ATTEMPTS AT SINGING THE THEME SONG MAKES ME FEEL BETTER AND SLIGHTLY LESS NERDY.
Also, very important question guys, why didn't anybody ever tell me how gay Torchwood was?!
HIGHLIGHTS:
Kame looking good for once in a PV. WTF. He was so cute in that suit! And just the hair and everything.
Jin looking like a gangstah. For serious guys, he had the wife-beater and everything! I liked him better with the hood on actually.
JUNNO. GOD. HE LOOKS SO CUTE.
Ueda being adorable, especially the part where he's like shaking the present. a;lk.
MARUUUUUUUUUUU. YOU ARE JUST TOO CUTE.
WTF-ERY:
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING WITH KOKI AT ALL. I MEAN, WHY WERE YOU IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH? AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOUR PRESENT? AND AND. IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU SHOULDN'T WALK AWAY PISSED OFF. D: I haven't read the English translation for the song yet but WHAT.
AND, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME WHO YOUR STYLIST WAS SO I CAN SHOOT HER/HIM IN THE HEAD. D:
ALSO:
LIVE PERF. I'M VERY MAD AT THE LACK OF ANYBODY BUT KAME AND JIN SINGING.
SO WHO IS SURPRISED THAT I WOULD BREAK MY HIATUS FOR KOKI?
( koki's such a whore )ALSO F-LIST. LONG TIME NO SEE. HOW'S LIFE?
However, I did start watching Dragon Zakura because of it and holy hell Abe Hiroshi is one hot piece of man meat. *_* And, maybe this is a sign of me being a horrible fan, but I was super shocked when five minutes in I see Yamapi being beat up by a gang of thugs. HORRIBLYBLOND!YAMAPI AT THAT. WHAT.♥
OTHER NEWS
So, um. I've been slightly obsessed with Katekyoushi Hitman Reborn! lately. I just, I feel like I should feel slightly shallow for it, but I find it extremely hilarious and the plot's properly planned and the latest arc is so dark and ripe full of twists and turns and really just a;lk. all the characters are all sorts of awesome and often times EXTREME, not to mention very very slashable. *_*
BUT REALLY, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THE DAILY LIFE ARC THOUGH? I MEAN, REALLY?
A;LKJDSF MOTORCYCLE. (eighth picture down I think?)
koki is obviously the essense of cool and effin' sexiness and just guh. i mean come on! motorcycle a;lksd
(also, i'm really loving this icon. ;ak. koki's my queen of pirates. ♥)
(also also. i've been listening to the new album for three days straight. what omg.)
MY EXCITEMENT FOR LIFE IS UNCONTAINABLE!
IT'S FINALLY SUMMER!

So, I haven't been on in awhile, mostly because of schoolwork. Also because I've slowly been losing interest in JE (and gaining interest in manga and dramas again. these things tend to come in cycles, i'll probably be interested again once october rolls around). a;kl But, I've felt the need to return to fandom so HELLO GUYS. :D
(also, who knew i'd actually have uses for this kame icon.)
Guys. I've been informed of something incredibly important. Really, life-changing info here. I'm sure some of you have heard but, well...
OTHER NEWS
i) Last week I watched Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD. a;k. Really, and as corny as the ending was it made me irreversibly happy. ;D
ii) ON THAT NOTE, Any drama reccomendations? I've been eyeing Gokusen since well, I've never watched it and I sort of wanted to watch Gokusen 2
iii) I've decided to reveal that Leader is actually my hero now. I mean, I've noticed that whenever I'm faced with a difficult decision lately I tend to go "What would Leader do?" and then I promptly strip naked.
Seriously. He hid in dishwashers playing hide and go seek. a;lkdajskld;fjds. IS THIS NOT AMAZING?
EDIT!
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OTHER NEWS
My brother who, I'm sure I've said, is a complete replica of Junno, came up to me yesterday and expressed his wishes to take up tap dancing.
Let me repeat, my brother whom bears this extraordinary resemblance towards many of Junno's traits, wants to take up tap dance of all the possible things in the world.
I. I think this is a sign of something, I'm not sure what. Maybe that the universe is awesome. ;ak my brother, junno-reincarnated, wants to tap dance. life works in mysterious ways.
I've just realized how much of a ditz I am. Really guys, my stupidity has astounded even me.
a;k I'm going to use the KAT-TUN comm. as an example, anyways you know how you have those posts that say "minna-san", for requests or introductions or things? I seriously, really thought that they were addressing a specific person. a;lk Like every single time. As in, there was some sort of mod or general person that everybody knew with the name "Minna" or the username with "minna" in it. I usually used to ignore these posts and wonder why they didn't just ask the question/request/etc. in this "minna" person's LJ. It wasn't until today that I realize that minna meant everybody a;lsdkfjs;lkdfj.
Guys, I swear, I used to be the smart one. D:
OTHER NEWS
i. ;akl. Kurosagi. I haven't had time for you this week. ;_; Somehow, I know I'm going to end up loving you (the tears in episode two. how could i resist?!) Yamapi has the same suspenders that my grandpa had. It's amazing.
ii. Oh God, Naruto. I haven't read you in so long, but seriously this makes me forgive those 200 or so chapters without Sasuke in it. Just, omg. He is going to be so screwed up after this and and and the poke. The poke.
iii. KAT-TUN calender still not here, and April is fast approaching. OH NO. DDD:
DO YOU LOVE HIM YET?
If the answer is anything but "Oh God, YES.", then you've come to the right place! Through the collaborated efforts of
WHAT ELSE BUT KOKI. JUST. KOKI.
Also, random Koki quote I found beautiful:
"To me, KAT-TUN is like air. Just like someone who has been married to me for 20 years~that kind of feeling. Although there's not a need to thank "her" (them) again, but without "her" (them), I can never survive on."
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM? *_*
Anyways, to the point. If anybody has read my past posts you probably know I have insanely detailed JE dreams. Really, and it has come to my realization that these dreams need to be shared with the world and really i don't know why you would care too much but anyways MASTER LIST OF CRAZY JE DREAMS comin' up.
a;kl Those are some of the ones I can remember now. If I remember anymore I'll put 'em up maybe. This post is so pointless, a;dslk Sorry.
So,
AHA. GUESS I WAS WRONG RIGHT GUYS?
ii) KAT-TUN 2008-2009 CALENDAR. OMG. Hot. So effin' hot. asl;kdfj. Koki. Definitely ordering this. Definitely. (also. adkl i bet it was kame's idea to make a kat-tun shopping bag, to reduce the amount of pollution on the earth. "What should be our new angle guys? "Oh I know! KAT-TUN: Eco-Friendly" )
OTHER NEWS:
*I watched the first part of Byakkotai yesterday and OH GOD. WHO WROTE THE SCRIPT? It's so bad it's hilarious. akdfjls I enjoy Koki's little crush though. It's really sweet (and could be hot and forbidden and involve a lot of sucking of the leg).
*I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT VARIOUS PICTURES OF V6. (sakamoto. a;sljdf apparently he quit johnny's, became a travel agent, and was
*PLANNING TO WATCH KUROSAGI AND SP WHEN I'M NOT LAZY.
* AKIRA/TARO FIC. YEAH.
*Someone, please explain why I'm watching Jessica Simpson's poor excuse of acting. Just. Please. D:
TELL ME THAT ISN'T THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU READ THE TITLE.
al;jfs This just means I have to be extra careful to pronounce the name Pi as "pie" not "pee" and constantly stop myself from laughing in my Pop. Lit. course. :D
This also means I'm terribly bored. What interesting things have you had happen lately, f-list?
//also edit because a;slkdfj jin stabbing people with ice picks is extremely hilarious and junno is adorable. "eat-o-pancake?"
n. A feeling of anxiety or apprehension often accompanied by depression. Synonyms include: agony, apprehension, blues, depression, dread, misery, uneasiness, UTAHIME.
al;kdjsf. DON'T LET Y'KNOW, MY MANIC DEPRESSION DETER YOU THOUGH. It was so good.
Also, just for the record, I've grown a strange attachment over Eric Clapton's "If I Could Change the World".
